went for a haircut yst coz my fair was getting frisky or smth.my hair kinda suck now. shouldnt have cut my sides and back so short.oh well.

anyway, went back school today to get cert and testimonials.then it started to rain just as i went out.sian.luckily dickson came,then bo kang, then after a while came ivan, then ke ying.so,with no hope of going home,we went back to school because 3 of them havent got theirs.lol we joked abt how thana expanded his cubicle by one inch everyday and alot of other things i cant rmb.went to see ms tan, actually i dun think ivan actually called her out,BUT SHE CAME OUT AND SAID SHE HEARD US LOOKING FOR HER.HMMM,TELEPATHY.chatted and chatted and blah, saw ms noraini.lol.MISSED HER TELLING US ABT VENICE.ah..

so anyway, the 4 of them turned a completely boring day of just getting cert and testi into a fun day.whee.we talked alot but i cant rmb the contents so i cant put it here.

anyway, while we were talking, the rain stopped.after we went out, the rain starts.GREAT DAY.saw mr and ms lim going home though,HEHE, STILL TGT.went back home differently though coz we each had our own separate ways to go.

i realise there are 2 sides to a coin everywhere.like everything has a pro and con no matter what it is. kinda like "money makes the world go round,but money is the root of all evil" those kind.BAHH.weird saying these things, feels like there is someone else inside me talking.

Summer in the smile, Winter in the frown.

LOTS OF ACCIDENTS ARE HAPPENING NOWADAYS.i mean those that concern vehicles.
mostly foreigners too.must be coincidental, but at least they kinda help singaporeans by, taking the "fall".from the car.

like today,i had to go all the way to np to deliver the letter because i forgot to mail it damn.so i was getting into my mum's car and this taxi uncle from behind honked.fhdfh.so we droved out and stopped at the place (junction?) to see if there are any cars before driving left.AND THEN, THE SAME UNCLE out of nowhere banged our car.FORGOT TO STEP ON THE BRAKE HE SAY.WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT CREEP.still manage to laugh somemore, maybe its scared until laugh cause my mum said his hand was shaking lol.and then he tried to use his magic muscular hands to bang the car back lol,like hammer.WHY DIDNT ANYONE TRIED USING THEIR HANDS TO BANG THEIR CAR RIGHT AGAIN.SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE.never pay cash somemore, tried using his company say can fix back, maybe its true lah but, kinda cowardly?his plate number is SHC2830Y.he looks like a teddy bear(stomach),but not the cute kind.so this was also partly my fault because i forgot to mail the letter thus had to drive and thus, BAH.they should kinda put foam around the front and back ,absorb or minimize the force or smth.i think i thinking of bumper cars.

went for supper late at night with seb.talked about alot of funny stuff i think.can't rmb. talked abt concessions also.he tried to psycho me into buying vodka.lol.didnt buy, cause i am a terrible drinker.cant stand the strong alcohol taste in beers all those cause i like sweet stuff only.maybe i might like it next time, who knows.cause my mum told me i like to eat sour stuff in the past, like oranges i dont eat the sweet ones but go find those sour ones.weird.on the bright side of likeing alcohol next time, i might grow out of liking sweet stuff because i dun want to get diabetes all those problems you know.though there might be liver failure if i really like alcohol.wth.there's really nothing you can enjoy without the risks.like cigarettes.dun really get the point of paying to harm yourself thing.tried stealing seb's cigarettes for the second time lol, maybe make him think that he lost it and wont smoke for at least the day.didnt work.

bahh, i feel tired.didnt eat , didnt sleep well, and i spent all my energy on bowel movements 3 times.lol maybe i ate smth wrong yst, but only drank sparkling apple for supper.hmmm.i swear the bowel movements suck.my ass hurts seriously.

and i think japanese songs really sound nicer than english songs.there's a sense of pleasantness when you listen to it.also they have many syllables in maybe like one word, so they can twist it how ever they want to make it sound nicer.english's different.hard to make a good english song.its mostly cause of the language.

wow, wrote alot.okay byebye.

wow, havent blogged in a long time.

24/3/10:

TS came to my house to help me do the memory card thingy.should really thank him.but after that i couldnt open my inbox.

went for dinner with warren at pizza hut and we agreed we always spend alot when eating.mostly because of me. should really start learning the value of money now.
had beef lasagne.it was nice but there wasnt student meal so it was abit pricey.after that we were supposed to cut hair(imagine that) but the salon i wanted to go to was closed.i don't like cutting at other salons because i sort of trust the guy who cut my hair previously.after all, if he cut your hair nicely once, he's likely to do it again right.and when warren had to cut his hair at some venice hair salon(reminds me of Ms Noraini SO DEARLY), it proved my point lol.the hairstylist cut his hair up pretty badly.so i didnt cut, because he proposed to be the lab rat for the venice hair salon and since it didnt turn out well, i didnt.tadah.

25/3/10:
inbox still wasnt working, maybe i should consider switching to my previous phone, which looks nicer too.prettty much nothing happened yst.had alot of homecooked dinner recently.lotsa meat that i was scared and asked my mom-chef to cook some veggies.FIRST TIME I EVER DONE THAT.

26/3/10:
wanted to go to compass point to buy a beanie because my hair was getting abit hard to keep, and i still havent decided when to cut.but in the end i didnt buy the beanie and stayed at home, while my new bed came today,while i was still sleeping.maybe i shall cut on saturday.

And the clock striked Twelve.

went plaza S for movie and lunch today.i woke up at 9 today, supposed to meet at 10 , and i fell asleep till 9.50.cant blame me, i slept at 4.30 yst.okay maybe its a my fault.but just abit.so changed the time to 10.20 and went for a bath.and was i famished.had to endure the pangs throughout the movie because they couldnt stand waiting 2 hours.when we went in the cinema, there were 2 aunties, one of them sitting on our seats.and for the next 10 mins till the movie starts they talked very loudly.nothing against them but some ppl just cant whisper.the movie was "being human".wasnt very nice after all. quite a disappointment since JN's movies were usually of standard.after that was lunch(finally.), which i ate hokkien mee and it brought back memories of when i had hokkien mee and broke my hands on the same day.and when i woke up the next day, i saw a few strands of noodles on my sleeve.couldnt rmb that i puked it out ( because of the medicine, morphine or smth i think) but after i lost my appetite for hokkien mee for a good 1 year plus.and i had bought $4/5 of it too.so went back to hougang and saw shernise and her mum and went back home.should be having a haircut soon, hair's getting thick and flat.maybe its the conditioner.

okay, so have just gotten my new laptop from the NP roadshow like 2 days ago.so ar its workin fine, havent found anything i dislike except the laptop refuses to rmb my passwords evene after i put remember me or smth.hmm.

pretty much nothing happened these few days again.i am quite sure i wouldn't have to work for this last month because i told the interviewer smth wrong.
"do you want to work till april 12 or so?"
"no, i am not really in need of money.so i 'll just work till march 31."
so i pretty much screwed that guy up.
but i still have my reasons in saying that.
didnt want to work till there's about a week to school and feeling pissed.
at least i was still working for a full month to march 31 but the guy didn't think it was enoughhh.

and i also had quite a few dates to go out and finally catch a movie or so cancelled due to someone's lack of being able to prioritise.
and i am never staying up till 7 again.takes a huge toll on me that i am still feeling the effects.shall catch a movie in the comforts of my home now.till, whenever i feel like updating.

Music To Oneself.

i realised something.those male celebrities that openly try to flirt with another girl, like Mark Lee or Jacky Wu, are actually very true to the wife.its those that keep mum that you should really watch out for.Nothing against JN.hmmm.and i keep forgetting to put the title these few days.

and i am going to buy a laptop from the roadshow at ngee ann tmr.should either be a Lenovo T410 or X201.maybe X201 coz its 700 grams lighter with just one feature different from T410.hope that not alot of ppl buy it there's no more.ridiculous but still.

and i reckon i need a haircut too.been saying this since last time but its really getting long.and maybe i'll get a beanie.kinda weird in this hot weather.i might get lots of unwanted attention if i do buy.hmm.

AND SURVIVOR'S GETTING INTERESTING NOW.yeah.

okay nothing's on my mind now.

My body clock is upside down now.i sleep at 4 and wake at 2 everyday.gotta change that but how.not so easy to say you would sleep early.and i have eating problems.actually just being fussy.i find coffeeshop food undelightable and fast food nice.i know thats bad and i am trying to change that too.why cant i have nice food without all the disadvantages.

and my phone's hanging all the time and i am trying to find a nice phone.but there isn't one i like yet except for the iphone, which my mum kindly screamed a short and sweet "no".THANKS MUM.

and what are the conditions for emigration?the financials and the conditions.not that singapore not good at all but i would prefer a better place.hmmm.

and i am going back on almost all the promises i made to myself.no alcohol, no gambling no smoking all those.but i have already been drinking (just wine though)
and gambling (currently not with money yet).NOT SMOKING YET, but with 2 promises already broken, i am dead.

and i actually don't like being tanned.ahh.also, i think,i am not thinking anything at all right now.the irony.thats all.

okay,just came back and bathe after going to "ubin".unfortunately, due to circumstances, we didn't go to the real Ubin.instead Me, Faris Dickson and Jasper went to east coast where we missed the stop.
things after that happened like this:
we missed our stop by a far cry of at least 7 stops.
we almost couldnt find our way because all the staircases somehow leads to nowhere.
but we found ECP,and we are like really far from where we wanted.
thus we had to walk from food village all the way to Macdonalds which is really far when you are measuring by FEET.
upon there me and dickson ordered the small small filet-o-fish each which isnt enough to feed a hungry man.so we ordered a side snack from macs again.
after that the air con felt so good we didnt want to leave it so we went to the Marine Bowl to bowl.i suck at bowling seriously.there are times i could scored a good one, while there are times the ball just rolls out.
and then ,Faris did a never been-before-seen trick( at least to me)he managed to roll the ball so slow the machine that sweeps the pins away came down and knock his ball away.
after that we went to funland where Jasper and Faris played parapara.dickson has it all on tape.
finally, we decided to cycle.we cycled from the shop to the shorter end of ECP and then to the other end of ECP, literally.and when we cycle back to the shop we saw the clock showed 3.45pm,EXACTLY the time we are supposed to return the bikes.
the ride wasnt tiring but it made me sweat and stink like hell.
we went for MACS AGAIN because dickson was hungry and he forced all of us to buy 20 nuggets to eat.wasnt that bad but i wasn't really hungry.
bused back to serangoon after that and Jasper and I alighted.right after i went into the MRT station i saw Ivan,then Andy.ivan and i talked abit.HE'S RUNNING FOR CHAIRMAN or some other stuff AGAIN.must be some kind of gene inside him that makes that position irresistible.
went back home and here i am.pictures when Faris uploads.
till then, Ubin shall have to wait.
and dickson's a sadist.

One half of a butterfly wings.

so, came back from sebas house at 4.stayed up until 7 playing card games which i won most of the time,other than stress.suck at stress seriously.could have really stayed awake if not for someone's left eye drooping down.whenever i wake up i find myself sticky and my hair in a mess.could be one of those nightmares but who knows.

afterwards went to compass point to see phones.just SEE.because the phones werent exactly the ones i wanted.came back watch tv and here i am.bye.

i've got this ultra big ulcer under my tongue cause i accidentally bit it.very hard too.stops me from enjoying pretty much everything.continuing, i found this bit of interesting stuff.

Pizza shop slogan:
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blow out.”

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
“Hello, can we pick your nose?”

Billboard on the side of the road:
“Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”

In a non-smoking area:
“If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On maternity room door:
“Push, Push, Push.”

At an optometrists office
“If you don’t see what your looking for you’ve come to the right place.”

On a taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”

In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

On a Butchers window:
“Let me meat your needs.”
Outside a hotel:
“Help! We need inn-experienced people.”

At the electric company:
“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be.”

On the door of a computer store:
“Out for a quick byte.”

In a restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”

Inside a bowling alley:
“Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”
In a Los Angeles dance hall:
“Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.”

In a Florida maternity ward:
“No children allowed.”

In a New York drugstore:
“We dispense with accuracy.”

In the offices of a loan company:
“Ask about our plans for owning your home

Outside a country shop:
“We buy junk and sell antiques.”

In the window of an Oregon store:
“Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?”

In a Maine restaurant:
“Open 7 days a week and weekends.”

On a radiator repair garage:
“Best place to take a leak.”

In the vestry of a New England church:
“Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.”

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”

On a roller coaster:
“Watch your head.”

On the grounds of a public school:
“No trespassing without permission.”

On a Tennessee highway:
“When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”

Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash:
“If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car.”

And apparently, somewhere in England in an open field otherwise untouched by human presence, there is a sign that says, “Do not throw stones at this sign.”


it's abit long so take your time.

DailyCrap-Itsy Bitsies.

1.For someone who teaches something so up to date(social studies),her clothes sure are out of date.

2.Why does Mediacorp now make it compulsory for every male artiste to at least dress up as a women once.kinda disturbing.

3.School kinda looks exciting now.except the part where it involves laptops.

4.AND I DON'T SMOKE.okay i admit its really easy to imagine me smoking but it ends there, just, your imagination.

5.i dont really have that much stuff to write.

6.i still don't get the part about paying to harm yourself with cigarettes really.

7.there's seriously something wrong with people who don't think their fat when their body just gives it away.

8.i like Lewis Kiniski and Craig Ferguson.

9.actually the part where people ask " Why are you called Saliya " really got old when i was 10.i'll give you my mum's number to ask whats she thinking when she named me that next time you ask.

10.i don't have a 10.oh here it is.

Murder of an unborn, murders you back.

I've got a cat like a tiger, a cat like a mouse and a cat like a dog.figure that out.

so anyway, went to have my photo taken for the ez-link photo as i lost my prvious one which was so much better compared to the one now.anyway,i had to push up my fringe all the way up,i dunno why i couldnt have just left it just above my eyebrows.wasn't thinking clearly.or wasn't even thinking for that matter.so,i have decided,if i ever lost the tertiary ez link card, and someone finds it, no way am i gonna admit that 's mine.not that its horrible,its just i pretty much never even looked at myself like that,much less paste it on smth so impt.so its needs a little getting use to.might be finally catching a movie or two, but i havent really seen the reviews yet so i have no idea which is really good or really bad.commercials are commercials in which they have no help whatsoever.

And the late late show is way better than the late show anytime and anyday of the week.and lesbians are really, really everywhere.i wouldnt be showing concern for it if not for singapore's dwindling population thats ever so relying on foreigners.i still have no idea how this lesbian-gay relationships work.
how do they know who's straight and whose not?
how do they get mutually attracted because,you can't just like any one from the same sex.

Closet mind, distorted instability.

okay, havent posted in a few days cause theres nothing to post about.
HOWEVER,after eating pastamania today with warren , we saw a bunch of indians wearing what Mats wear exactly.didnt that trend die a few months ago.maybe its just me.so anyway,they do blend in well,until you hear them speak.i admit that's racist but thats about the only thing you can tell them apart.again thats racist i am sorry.
and they decided hougang mall's good enough a place for playing catching and just went wild.i have nothing against indians nor malays whatsoever.

jumping on, theres this documentary now showing marine life.and then, theres this animal(i dont really call it a animal but thats what you call something that moves other than plants.and breathes.)its just like a plastic bag with tentacles.its not a jellyfish.and then when you think that there's an octopus that can light up like some multicolour thing you just realise humans only discovered kinda like a drop of water on a piece of paper.aww shit.

and my hair getting long.like real long.might cut soon if not for the fact that i don't really know what to cut.